This is the farthest away from home I’ve been. I was expecting champagne and confetti instead was met with a much unenthused German customs officer. Didn’t get any sleep on the flight. Although if you are looking for a cheap flight direct to Frankfurt I used Condor. The sites I used were hipmunk.com and Google Flights to book the cheapest flight. Make sure to browse flights in a private window.

The Polish babe beside me enjoyed my stories. I don’t think she understood what I was saying but she still laughed at my jokes, and y’know that’s important.

Things to learn and get better at:
– don’t look like an idiot when others are talking about you in a different language. ..still learning

– more coming soon